Sophie Kemp

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Jordan Castro

(Praxis)

Tyler Bainbridge

(CIA)

Tao Lin

(Nutritionist, autist)

Angelicism01

(Fortune-teller)

Ezra Marcus

(Sarah Lawrence)

Curtis Yarvin

(Socialite, substacker)

Atticus Lish

(Call me)

Christian Lorentzen

(Retired)

Olivia Kan-Sperling

(Girlfriend)

Lake Micah

(Happy Birthday)

Wiggly Candle

(Coming Soon)

Madeline & Anika

(Government assets)

Drew Ohringer

(Softball player)

Matthew Donovan

(Detransitioner)

Alex Traub

(Obiturist)

 Poor Cassidy

(Playwright)

Eugene Kotlyarenko

(Dasha)

Matthew Weinberger

(Jewish)

Allie Rowbottom

(Jello)

Sean Thor Conroe

(Columbia)

Nate Kuo

(Public Defender)

Gutes

(Meteorologist)

Noah Kumin

(Menswear)

Adam Gluck

(Tech)

Elliott Weil

(Forever Mag Intern, quit)

KGB Bartender

(Cadaver)

Beckett

(Fromer loft tenant)

Zach Sokol

(Cannabis influencer)

Max Tullio

(Hit by truck)